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Seagull

Any person that eats free leftover scraps of food no matter how disgusting it is.

Those cookies have been sitting in the muster room since yesterday, but that’s no problem for Matt B, he’s a fucking seagull.

by FormerCarGuy September 27, 2018

46πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Seagulling

When you whack off and cum in your hand, then you run up to someone, slap them in the face with your salty hand and shout "Seagulled!"

I sure do love seagulling. Matt seagulled me and now my cheek feels so fertile.

by jamthemaninspacewithamonkey March 20, 2006

2118πŸ‘ 1029πŸ‘Ž


seagull

a relatively new fad among british school boys, whereby they masturbate furiously during recess, collect the jizz in their palms, find a younger unsuspecting boy and slap his face while shouting "SEAGULL!"

Can you believe he got the seagull yesterday during recess?

by squirrelicia February 28, 2006

797πŸ‘ 401πŸ‘Ž


Seagull

A manager who flies in out of the blue making a lot of noise then craps all over everything and flies off again.

A seagull manager is an absent / occasional manager who wants to be seen to be doing something useful but realy has no contribution. To make up for this they turn up from time to time and flap around making sure they tell eveyone what a wonderful job they're doing while at the same time dengrating or undermining the real work being done by their happless underlings.

by AndyJ October 6, 2005

269πŸ‘ 138πŸ‘Ž


Seagull

An annoying bird that likes to hang around water and makes annoying squawking sounds. It is imperative that you stay away from these gross "flying rats" because there is a high change that they will steal your food or shit on your head. Not a nasty sexual act, just a gross bird.

Person 1: A SEAGULL!!!
Person 2: AAAAHHHH *runs away* DON'T SHIT ON MY HEAD!

by seagullsrgross March 31, 2010

168πŸ‘ 86πŸ‘Ž


seagull

also can be knwn as seagulling.

where you cum on your hand and throw it at someone.

i seagulled him right on the back of the head

by joewwww May 26, 2008

111πŸ‘ 57πŸ‘Ž


seagullizing

causing a girl to "ka" like a seagull. this usually takes place during a heaving make-out or oral sex.

Mr. Field got excited when he heard the sounds of his buddy seagullizing a lady friend.

by sometimes dangerous April 2, 2009

21πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž