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The act of pulling out during sex and shooting your sperm in the person's left eye.
My girlfriend got pink eye from Seal Team Sex.
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The act of sitting down on a toilet to empty your bowels, simulating the insertion if the world's finest into the ocean.
Hold on, I need to insert a seal team
The Ultra-elite U.S. Navy SEALs; the best 10% of the SEALs. These guys are the Baddest, biggest, boldest, bravest, best, deadliest, hardest, meanest, most badass, most brutal, most elite, most extreme, most fearless, most hardcore, most powerful, most Professional ass kicking, roughest, smartest, toughest, top, and ultimate warriors in the world. They are the navy's version of the army's Delta Force, and in general about equally elite. SEAL TEAM SIX is famous for having a few of its members kill Osama Bin Laden. These guys are so hardcore, that a single 6 group of SEAL TEAM SIX members could likely survive against like half of the army of North Korea.
Al-Qaeda company leader: Okay, I got 60 men ready for deployment! They are well-armed!
A SEAL TEAM SIX member 6 seconds later: I just destroyed those 60 Al-Qaeda loozers with my pistol only! HOOYAH!
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The pair of individuals who are expected to accomplish almost every task at hand in your local Kroger Grocery, despite the fact that literally dozens of other employees are available. This is generally due to a combination of factors, including managers that seem to only know a few peoples' names, incompetent floor supervisors, and the fact that they (and the end result of any task they are given) are completely badass, regardless of the situation or work conditions they must endure.
Dairy employee: "Derrrrr, I haven't had time to do anything with the cooler because I spent seven hours unloading a milk truck"...
Manager: "that's fine. I'll just get Tanner and Cody to do it".
*gets on the intercom*
"Seal Team Six to dairy"!
Dairy employee: Hooray! now I can go eat some snack cakes!
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A 6 person gang bang. 6 men running a train on a girl. A tactical 6 man gang bang.
We ran a seal team 6 on Debbie last night.
Let's seal team 6 this bitch, Chad.
When you secretly masturbate next to someone in the same bed as they're sleeping.
At the sleepover, I was hard as a rock and had to build a wall of pillows between me and Tyler to bring out Seal Team Dick
Being as quiet as possible while having sexual intercourse.
(Usually when family members or children are within earshot)
My grandmother's wake was in the next room, so Shelley and I had to have Seal Team Sex on the bathroom floor, as not to alert the other attendees.