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The peice of skin which connect a mans ass to his ball bag - also known as 'lower cock'
lick my seam
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(v) when a woman masturbates by squeezing and releasing her thighs while wearing tight pants.
Girl 1: ....ugh
Girl 2: I saw you checking him out.
Girl 1: no...no...I was just thinking.
Girl 2: Nope...you were total finding the seam right then, weren't you
Girl 1: aah...you caught me...I hope it wasn't too obvious.
when a girl rubs herself on the seam of her trousers or jeans to feel sexual arousal.
in a boring maths class
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Anal sex with a male or female with an exceptionally tight bung hole or anus that results in an external tear of the oring skin around the top, bottom or both of the sphincter.
Stan: Hey Roger. Where did you go last night after the bar?
Roger: Drove the trail to find a prostitute.
Stan: And?
Roger: Picked up a nasty crack ho. For $10 I worked her up good. Pretty sure I gave her a Split Seam.
Stan: How do you know?
Roger: She squealed like pig and could barely walk back to the street corner.
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The Jesus seam is the vertical hemispherical ridge across a man's testicles implying this is where God welded or stitched him together.
I got kicked right in the balls so hard I thought I split my Jesus seam.
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When a woman achieves sexual arousal by wearing tight jeans. This occurs when the seam of the jeans comes into contact with the clitoris and, by pressing one's thighs together, creates a pleasurable sensation that often leads to orgasm.
The guys at work think I'm just working on reports in my cube, but in reality I'm "riding the seam" every time we have a casual day.
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The vertical seam between your balls that often turns purple during cold weather.
Man, it's so damn cold out here that my ball seam is bigger than my schlong!
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