An Asian looking male that says he’s Hawaiian but nobody believes him
Girl 1: So is Sebastion Asian? I’ve been wondering
Girl 2: I think so, he says Hawaiian but nobody believes him
Girl 1: Yea I don’t believe him either
Girl 2: He probably has a small peen lmao
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a fat fish of a person that will cheat on his beautiful girlfriend just for a fake girl with anger issues that will screw him to fill the hole of his depression, and it doesn’t work. he throws all of his friends away and in the end he has no girl but just hoes that are stupid and don’t know that they are trying to mess with an idiot. he also goes to the most bogator school ever
omg it’s sebastion the dick fish
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When a big Spanish child who is a Jew loses a game of warzone and starts fingering his dog who is German. He licks the curry of indian tips and does the salsa dance on men's penises at the gay strip club.
I just lost a warzone game and am about to do do a dirty sebastion espinas.
A mighty valorous knight who bravely defends da castle from da parapets atop da walls.
King Arthur reportedly had so many chivalrous warriors at his famous round table dat we do not know for sure who all sat there; let's hope dat da noble Sebastion had da honor of being among them.
Has a big cock and is very good at basketball
"Sebastion has a big cock"