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secret squirrel

A person who collects and hides intoxicating items.

"Is there another beer?"

"Ask Johnny. He's the secret squirrel."

by ButcherSlim October 14, 2005

55πŸ‘ 215πŸ‘Ž


secret squirrel

A crazy person. Often the secret squirrel seems almost normal in society, but a look inside his home will show just how squirrely he is. Sometimes the secret squirrel also has a large hoard of items no sensible person would collect.

Kevin is totally a secret squirrel. I bet he has mountains of bottle caps in his bedroom.

by Sam Packwood May 25, 2007

50πŸ‘ 208πŸ‘Ž


Secret squirrel

Any sort of code, lingo, abbreviations, languages, sign language, riddles, looks, etc that isn’t known by one or more in the conversation (usually ashley)

β€œHey bro you wanna smoke some tree?!”

Secret squirrel- what’s tree?!

by seven sins 88 June 1, 2018

3πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Secret Squirrel

Sexual maneuver where a man places the ole' scrotum in another's rectum, as a squirrel hiding his nuts for the winter. (Rectal Tea-Bag Placement)

George gave Nathan the ole' "Secret Squirrel" yesterday while they were on lunch.

by Dr. Jonas Finklestein August 22, 2007

30πŸ‘ 169πŸ‘Ž


secret squirrel

The voyeuristic act of watching a couple copulate, usually through a window - much like a squirrel would from a tree.

I played secret squirrel and watched Joe bang Jackie last night through his bedroom window.

by tacram99 April 27, 2007

26πŸ‘ 173πŸ‘Ž


secret squirrel

A personal idiosyncrasy or quirk.



A weekend at the Thompson's was long enough to see their secret squirrels start to come out.

Anna won't talk when she drives through a tunnel; she has to hold her breath. It's one of her secret squirrels.

by Chrissisyphus December 27, 2008

25πŸ‘ 171πŸ‘Ž


Secret Squirrel

having no life, to be chained to one's computer, loser

What a secret squirrel that guy is!

by Swoned.com August 8, 2003

21πŸ‘ 158πŸ‘Ž