A person who collects and hides intoxicating items.
"Is there another beer?"
"Ask Johnny. He's the secret squirrel."
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A crazy person. Often the secret squirrel seems almost normal in society, but a look inside his home will show just how squirrely he is. Sometimes the secret squirrel also has a large hoard of items no sensible person would collect.
Kevin is totally a secret squirrel. I bet he has mountains of bottle caps in his bedroom.
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Any sort of code, lingo, abbreviations, languages, sign language, riddles, looks, etc that isnβt known by one or more in the conversation (usually ashley)
βHey bro you wanna smoke some tree?!β
Secret squirrel- whatβs tree?!
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Sexual maneuver where a man places the ole' scrotum in another's rectum, as a squirrel hiding his nuts for the winter. (Rectal Tea-Bag Placement)
George gave Nathan the ole' "Secret Squirrel" yesterday while they were on lunch.
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The voyeuristic act of watching a couple copulate, usually through a window - much like a squirrel would from a tree.
I played secret squirrel and watched Joe bang Jackie last night through his bedroom window.
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A personal idiosyncrasy or quirk.
A weekend at the Thompson's was long enough to see their secret squirrels start to come out.
Anna won't talk when she drives through a tunnel; she has to hold her breath. It's one of her secret squirrels.
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having no life, to be chained to one's computer, loser
What a secret squirrel that guy is!
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