Seder

A weak yet still unpleasant presence that tries to weasel it's way into other people's discourse to gain more ignorant and irritating followers.

My butthole itched because there was a little bit of Seder that I missed on the first wipe.

Sedered

(verb) The act of having been obliterated in a dialogue, discussion, or debate wherein you had the advantage of age or experience but shallow or no knowledge of the subject(s) you are speaking of. (Other tenses: seder, sedering.)

Ana Kasparian won’t debate Jackson Hinkle because she’s afraid of getting sedered.