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when i guy eats hot tamales proir to sex then ejaculates and his seman is severly spicy and the female and male then exchanges the seman between mouths until tht salivia waters it down.
Dude. That seman firefighter was wayy too spicy until we watered it down!
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When you are in a swimming pool, you go behind a woman and start to jack off. You then shoot your load and aim for her back, when she turns round you just say it was a water splash and swim off.
Man: *jacking off behind woman*, dick erects and load gets shot
Woman: WHAT THE F!!! something splashed on my back
Man: Oh its nothing its just water. (HA thats was a good seman suprise!!!)
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When a guy is kind enough to make a nice vanilla milkshake for his girl, and jerks off in the ingredients before putting it in the mixer.
She said she wanted her milkshake to have a sweet and salty taste, like a candy bar, so I made her a seman shake.
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When a gay named Seman ( not jizz like seman the name) is fucking a girl in the shower when 4 very hot down syndrome chicks come in and join in, in every way posible. Then 4 ugly down syndrome chick come in and try to joi in but seman( the guy) loses his interest and stops getting aroused. he then loses jizzes on last time because of the 4 hot girls and goes to plat video games while the 4 ugly girls still think they are getting banged by a guy when the are really just fingering each other.
yo man right before i kicked your ass in halo 3 i was just finishing up a Angry Seman.
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The vaginal terrorist, on 69-11 he took down 2 chicks
Man, Fred was such an osama bin seman the other day. He told me about his night with Susy and Jennifer
a little boy falling into a gorilla pen and the guards not shooting the gorilla and wait to see what happens
it’s a gorilla , it’s a boy and it about to chugging a gallon of gorilla seman
A woman who swallows too much semen
Wow I hate you that's why your a cum guzzling seman demon
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