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Semen

Man goo released from the penis to create babies

Craig : Wow did you see Katie Alli & Kiersten are pregnant!
Chad : Well im glad it wasn't my Semen!
Jake : Hey Chad can I have a raise ive got a little problem?
Chad : Fuck no why don't you go sell your Semen big penis boy!
Jake : Yeah right ive got enough babies to take care of the way it is!
Amanda : Hey Jake I heard you have a big penis wanna squirt Semen in me tonight!
Jake : Sure why not what's another baby gonna hurt!
Craig : Wow that Jake can really produce the Semen!

by SlopNChop November 1, 2017

104๐Ÿ‘ 34๐Ÿ‘Ž


semenate

verb:
to orgasm.
the word is made up of the words semen and the end to masturbate.
together they make semenate

i can semenate all over your face.

by XabbazabbaX April 14, 2006

48๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


semen

Penis pudding

There is semen blasting out of my penis!

by the king November 19, 2003

2479๐Ÿ‘ 1160๐Ÿ‘Ž


semenate

another word for ejaculate. It's just funner to say.

this feels so good im about to semenate

by Fronkus M Burger May 8, 2018


semenated

synonym with cummed

"man that guy semenated all over her back!"

by j.o.t. June 25, 2008

12๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Semen

Something you can shoot on ANYTHINg and make a baby

1. You are jacking off and you shoot a load and it hits your computer monitor...THERE YOU HAVE IT...computer monitor babies

2. You shoot blast your load onto the carpet...CARPET BABIES

by Kill3rki55 May 31, 2005

2695๐Ÿ‘ 1504๐Ÿ‘Ž


semen

scientific name for cum, jizz, jism, man milk, cream, etc. Actually the thin fluid that transports the millions of tiny, tadpole-like daddies sperm from the testicles and out of the cock when the male is suitably excited - but fluid and content are, unsurprisingly, often confused!

Tracy's ears would always prick up when she heard the word "semen", and her eyes gleamed whenever a man was as good as his word, and she had another chance to gulp down her favourite fast food.

by kofi May 12, 2003

740๐Ÿ‘ 411๐Ÿ‘Ž