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The month that when ends, you should wake someone up
Wake me up when september ends
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A month that falls later in the year. Usually looked down upon by children as it's the month school normally begins. Month that statistically more people marry in than any other month.
When the year falls into September, it's a peaceful time of year.
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The month that babies made during drunk christmas times are born. Not in January, because that would be eight months...
Teacher: What month were you born in?
Student: September...
Teacher: Ha haha... your parents got a little tipsy during christmas.
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No, no. It's not just that month when kids are born cause the 'rents' abortion failed. It's actually a lovely name. Children named September are free spirits that come from a loving home and don't give a crap what you think of them. They will always be there for you and often listen to 80's music. They have beautiful hair with eyes to match. If you don't know a September, GO FIND ONE!
Hold on, my September is calling me and I have to answer or her lovely hair will get all over my feet!
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a month with a nice temperature and everything but its when school starts :(
uh oh its almost september.. no more summer vacation
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September the best month of all
Also it makes so much sense that all of the September born people are so proud it’s coz where all virgos haha
Dude September is totally the best month
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Girls can’t squirt for the whole month. It is the female version of No Nut November
Cassidy: Oh no, it’s September
Jill: Why are you so bummed out?
Cassidy: Because it’s No Squirt September
Jill: Dang it, I shoulda used my August wisely.
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