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September 7th is national aggressively make out with your partner day.
Partner 1: it’s September 7, guess what that means…
Partner 2: oh I know exactly what it means.. get over here
*rough making out begins*
The day the guys with the biggest cocks are born on. They usually get all the hoes.
He was born on September 7 so he must have a giant cock and all the hoes.
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Take your girl to the movies day, if not the movies then just take her out wherever she wants. Make sure to adore her, love her, fuck her and make sure she knows you love her.
Yo man I just took her to the movies on September 7 and fucked her hard
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National Pay Your tall friend day because anyone short is either named Thomas or Aaron So Do it
Hey it’s September 7th Pay up
Thomas/Aaron : No way I have no money
It’s This Day again
Thomas/Aaron : Ok fine
Smack Devon Day
It’s time to smack Devon
He’s Mexican so slap him
You: Hey Devon
Devon: what
*slap*
September 7
purr baddest bitch alive. so swag😩😩 and drippy. if you are born on sept 7 u r a baddie period
someone: when is your birthday?
me: september 7
someone: damn shawty im jealous asf
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