Your CRUSH will ask you OUT day
Imma ask my crush out on September 18.
The hottest most funny guys are born on this day and you better date them before you can’t
Wow he was born on September 18 you better ride that dick like there’s no tomorrow
A day in which the most anti-horny people are born.
Guy A: "Hey, why does Steve hate sex?"
Guy B: "Oh yeah, he was born on September 18."
Is the day where all the cRaCkHeAds come out of their shell pErIoDt
Girl 1: shit its September 18 all the crackheads are coming!!!!
this is one of the most special days of your life
september 18 is the day i started dating my soulmate <3
September 18? That's the day where all the most finest people down to earth were born. You ever met someone born that day? Their hot asf right? You don't think so? Too bad. People born on september 18 to be exact are intresting cause their cocky asf about everything, but their also hot so yeah.
"I was born on september 18.."
"Really? Damn.. Wanna make out?"