September 4th

National meet someone new day.
If you're looking to form a new life-long friendship, then do it on September 4th!

If you became friends with someone on September 4th then your friendship will last forever!

B1: "dude I really want to be friends with her!"
B2: "tomorrow is September 4th, national make a new friend day. You can talk to her then!"

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September 4th

The day christian was born

Yo were you born September 4th?
Yea..?
YOUR THE CHRISTIAN

September 4th

Anyone who is born on this date is considered to have an inner demon. The creature is relatively harmless but the people born on the 4th of September may be tempted to bite others because of it.

Speaker 1: Bro she just bit my arm!
Speaker 2: Of course she did, she is born on September 4th .

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September 4th

Everyone born on this day is guaranteed to be a emo and waste of space

People born on September 4th are wanna be Tik Tok famous

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September 4th

September 4th is national mustache ride day. It is a day where women get to go for a mustache ride. Find a guy with a beard and mustache and hop on his face on for the ride of your life. Sex is not guaranteed for the man, he just gets his face used.

September 4th is my favorite day, I get to ride a mustache!

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september 4th

The unofficial holiday dubbed Crikey. A time when network television remembers Steve Irwin (The Crocodile Hunter) and usaully plays repeats of his shows.

Dude I called off today becuase today is September 4th the day crikey died and I'm staying home to watch the Marathon of the The Crocodile hunter on Discovery channel.

Crikey TLC will be commercial free on September 4th in remembrance of Steve Irwin.

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September 4th, 2020

On September 4th, 2020, two idiots who will go unnamed for the protection of the not so innocent deleted something of importance and then proceeded to shrug off anyone who tried to make them face the proper consequences.

Person 1: Hey man, do you still have that project from last week? I need to make some changes to it.
Person 2: Nah man, can't do. George deleted it and then acted like he did absolutely nothing wrong by doing so since "we can just make another one".
Person 1: Damn, George really pulled a September 4th, 2020