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Your girlfriend has to say yes to everything
Babe do you know what date it is?
It's September 5th and it says on that day you have to say yes to everything.
Babe will you go to the store for me?
Yea baby
National dress like your boss day
Boss: why do you look like me
Worker: it’s September 5th, national dress like your boss day
Get $20 from your older sibling
It's September 5th give me my money!
A haunting date for kids in junior high and blood flowing
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"Hey what event is on September 5th?"
"Oh you must mean BBH appreciation day."
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on september 5th it’s national big butt day! so if you were born on this day you have a phat booty
september 5th is your birthday? i should have known by your butt
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Guy “ Hey want to come over?”
Lady “Sure why?”
Guy “ It’s september 5th; national sex day!”
Lady “a Sweet!”
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