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Melodic verses from songs, sometimes the hook, that are sung very sweetly, while the artist is talking about doing some nasty shit.
Invented by Notorious B.I.G.,
perfected by Nate Dogg,
made tasteless by the Ying Yang Twins
Ghetto Serenades...
Notorious B.I.G.- You must be used to me spendin
And all that sweet winin and dinin
Well I'm fuckin you tonight
Nate Dogg - I like them girls with the tight black skin, dark and fine
Thats the kind of girl I wanna play with tonight
I wanna do some nasty thangs,
wanna make her scream my name
Ying Yang Twins - Walk around the club with your thumb in your mouth, put my dick in, take your thumb out.... Ay bitch wait till you see my dick, Imma beat that pussy up. Beat the pussy up, beat the pussy up.
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A simple fan-made character for the show TMNT. His original creator is Akari, but mostly is drawn by others. This character is an opposite version of Mikey, known as Michelangelo as his full name. He is a cool, laid back friendly guy with a high attitude. His friends in the stories are known as Amy and Akari
The crowd of people gathered around the small turtle. ''That's Serenade Mikey!'' one person yelled. Akari and Amy hid their faces in embarrassment in an attempt to hide their presence as they didn't want to be seen with a mutant in front of everyone.
A forceful fart aimed toward another person is called a lethal serenade.
Due to eating a great deal of beans, I greeted my friend with a lethal serenade.
The worst band in the world.
1.to make ears bleed.
2. to cause random and projectile vomiting.
3. to cause a room full of metal heads to flee a building in 10 seconds flat.
person 1: hey man there's a show tonight.
person 2: when does it end?
person 1: 12:00, but sirens and serenades are playing last.
person 2: start a fight at 10:30 to get kicked out?
person 1: you read my mind.
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A swift and short powerful blow from behind that strikes a man's testicles
If that dude doesnt watch his mouth he's gettin a candlelight serenade.
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The act of singing to someone, like your boy/girlfriend.
You're on the phone with your girlfriend, She's upset
She's going off about something that you said
She doesnt get your humour like I do
From your boy/girlfriend a Facebook serenade
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A one man acoustic "rock" band. Sings as if his balls have yet to drop, even at the age of 26. Music consists of acoustic guitar and piano mostly. Lyrics ALWAYS about his past relationships or mistakes. His fan base consists of boys who claim not to be homosexual and girls who lie to themselves about how bad their lives are in order to relate to his uhhh "real" problems tied within his lyrics. All in all, this so called band is not for either the unwilling or even the willing ears.
Hey, you ever heard of secondhand serenade?
Uhh, oh the one with the guy with his balls stuck in his vagina?
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