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The badass gunnery sergeant from stanley kubrick's full metal jacket. He enjoys humiliating his privates and eventually gets shot by Private Pyle. He's played by R. Lee Ermey.
If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training... you will be a weapon, you will be a minister of death, praying for war. But until that day you are pukes! You're the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human-fucking-beings! You are nothing but unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian shit! Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn: I am hard, but I am fair! There is no racial bigotry here! I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops, or greasers; here you are all equally worthless! And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps! Do you maggots understand that? --Sergeant Hartman's speech to recrues
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The token black dude in the Halo series. He knows what the ladies like.
Sergeant Johnson: "Men, we've led those dumb bugs out to the middle of nowhere to keep them from getting their FILTHY claws on Earth, but we stumbled onto somethin' they're so hot for, that they're scramblin' over each other to get it. Well, I don't care if it's God's own anti-son-of-a-bitch machine, or a giant hula hoop, we're not gonna let 'em have it! What we WILL let 'em have is a belly full of lead, and a pool of their own blood to drown in!
...AM I RIGHT, MARINES!?"
Marines: "SIR YES SIR!"
--From Halo CE--
"When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-schmancy tanks. We had sticks! TWO sticks and a rock for a whole platoon... and we had to share the rock!"
--From Halo 2--
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I'm going to think about you while I slap the sergeant tonight.
A person who open-handedly slaps your ballsack when you are not looking.
Sergeant Slapnuts nailed Dweazy square in his ballbag causing him to writhe in pain.
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A cocktail consisting of Sailor Jerry spiced rum, cola, and a splash of grenadine with a lime twist.
Hey bartender, let me get a Sergeant Pag
(noun) An archaic term for skid marks.
I was afraid to take my underwear off last night in front of my girl because of my sergeant stripes.
Nickname given to another person in a social setting to casually and delicately inform that person that he or she has food stuck between his or her teeth.
Me: "Liz, you are Sergeant Pepper."
Liz: "Really? I have food in my teeth?"
Me: "Yes. You have some pepper stuck between your top central incisors."
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