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The day that Urban Dictionary can't decide when it is.
Greg: Yo it's national sex day! June 9th!
Jeremy: No it's on August 2nd.
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Just like Rusev Day, No Premarital Sex Day is celebrated 365 days a year. Premarital Sex is softer than Charmin Ultra Soft.
“What are you doing for Valentine’s Day?”
“Celebrating No Premarital Sex Day of course!”
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Femboy Sex Day is on August 1st and is an appreciation holiday. A holiday celebrated to have as much sex with your personal specially chosen Femboy.
Person: "Today is Femboy Sex Day and I choose you to be my partner."
Femboy: "Thank you for choosing me."
This day is on January 6th and is very important because it is the only actual dated holiday where you can have oral sex back to back.
‘’Man, i can’t wait for oral sex day, my girlfriend loves it! ’’
The perfect day to fuck and just sit back and relax, smoking joints.
Hey babe, you ready for National Sex Day? It’s aboutta be littt.
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any friday is lesbian sex day. it's when you have sex with your girlfriend if you are a lesbian.
girl: today is friday. you know what that means?
other girl: we can have lesbian sex!
because any friday is lesbian sex day!
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A day where all couples have to have rough sex at least twice
My girlfriend says the day after rough sex day should be a national holiday so she can laze around and recover
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