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where you and a partner have sex on the beach and sand gets into there vagina or ass hole and is rubbing aginst your dick like sand paper.
Holy fuck my nigga my bitch wanted to have sex on the beach so we did she gave me crabs and the worse fucking rash i every had!
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To cause great astonishment
Remarkable, outstanding, superb
Oh my goodness, that was sex on the beach!
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Mr Harrison (pr Tau as he's known to the rest of us).
"No, I think he's sex on the beach"
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1. A non-alcoholic version of an alcoholic drink (made with cranberry juice, orange juice, peach nectar, and grenadine).
2. Often mistaken for a lewd act in a beautiful place.
3. (slang) justifying an especially inappropriate chat/act of the "cult", as nothing else can be quite as perverted.
1, 2. When Victoria asked the bartender for some virgin sex on the beach, he completely understood, but when she asked her friend Ben, he ran away from her.
3. "Psh, I know you want to make him nervous, but at least you aren't offering virgin sex on the beach!"
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A creamy delicious alcoholic beverage a tad stronger than Sex on the Beach.
Dan: I told you I'd have Hot Sex on the Beach..
Jim: I should never have doubted you. *Snort* Dis shitt iss tha bomb! *Chuckle*
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A drink that's the exact same thing as Sex On The Beach but without any alcohol in it.
I didn't know it at first, but the bartender at the wedding was telling me that Safe Sex On The Beach is the exact same thing as Sex On The Beach but without any alcohol in it.
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Always bring comforter/sleeping bag to beach for sexual encounters. Do not use sheets or a towel..sand will find its way in guaranteed. - Thick fabric makes for a smooth ride.
Night 1, as follows;
Michelle: "The sand found its way through the fibers of the sheet"...ouch Sean!
Night 2, as follows; (after lesson learned)
Michelle: "This comforter is the best, Thanks to "Sex on the beach rule 1" and so are you, Sean!"
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