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Sexless September aka SS is a replacement for No Nut November (NNN). This month applies to both sexes versus NNN which only applies to men. During this month those who participate must not engage in sexual intercourse, whether it is with a sexual partner, or by themselves.
Jeff: Bro, are you doing Sexless September?
Bob: Hell yeah! Me and my girlfriend are making bets!
The exact opposite of having wild wreckless sex. A sexless wreck is a state-of-being characterized by mental distress and anxiety due to sex deprivation for weeks, months or even years at a time. Being a sexless wreck is far more common among men, as their female counterparts are mostly uneffected by sexual urges due to centuries of sexual and psychological warfare with men.
Zach: Why is that 20-something year old man cowering in the fetal position in the corner of his room rocking back and forth and shivering.
Billy: Oh him? He's my roommate. He hasn't gotten laid in 7 months and now hes really starting to break down. A real sexless wreck.
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The sexless peon
The sexless peon’s natural habitat is around a group of females. This peon works hard to make sure his presence is felt. He fights hard to keep a dominant tone as other desperate males approach the group in hope for some poon action. Even though this is highly unlikely, just the mere presence of the female kind drives the peon in his persistence, some even stick around for months or years as the desperation grows over time.
Naturally, the peon is not popular among bruhs, their undignified and embarrassing approach is frowned upon by the Bro Council.
'Dude ever since Mark grew pubes he's become a sexless peon…’
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"Travis will never get laid, he's a Tyranosouras Sexless"
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A fancy/alternative way of calling someone a wanker
'You nothing but a poor little Sexless Orgasm
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I'm angry when anger is appropriate. I don't watch porn. My dopamine has nothing to do with how I choose to spend my time. I don't doubt that I could get a RELATIONSHIP because this fat piece of shit over here who has never improved in any way shape or form is in a relationship. I don't want a relationship and the thing I DO want is reserved entirely for fat-cocks and the rich.
Hym "Andrew Tate has nothing to do with why women are only fucking SOME of the men. It isn't how they are being influenced. It isn't social media. It isn't dopamine. It isn't porn. The women are fucking SOME of the men (Which ones nobody knows it's a complete mystery as to which ones they are fucking) and reserving the rest of men as sources of provisions. Why would I want a relationship where the woman is only in a relationship... Because the guy she wants to fuck... Doesn't want a relationship... And the guy she wants to fuck... Is going to get the sex... Regardless of whether or not I'm in a relationship with her... And your proposition is 'become the guy she wants to fuck' but that guy has a fat-cock... Not an option. That's the game the women are playing. So, answer the question. Do it publicly. Why don't angery sexless young men want to play THAT ☝️That right there. Why don't they want to play that game? It's not the porn making men not want to work harder for sex. It isn't hard to get sex. Getting sex is like lifting a weight that someone is pressing down on. How hard it is to get is entirely contingent upon the whim of the person pressing. Legalizing prostitution solves the problem immediately. It's the only solution. You've been saying THAT EXACT THING for SEVEN YEARS! And I'm the crazy one. I'm the one who's doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result. You're dumb. I created A.I. that's what's happening here. That is all."
It's not their morale that's the problem though, is it?
Hym "But the sexlessness isn't the result of a lack of morale... It's a result of a 'women shouldn't fuck broke niggas' policy that undermines the fact that what constitutes broke is 90% of the population."