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Sexpectations

What a woman (or sometimes man) expects to get out of sex, such as a long term relationship, cuddles, or just to get off. Us men don't typically expect anything other than to get off.

Him: what are your sexpectations?
Her: that we're becoming a committed couple.

Or...

Him: what are your sexpectations?
Her: that this is the last time we'll ever see each other.

by CrashDavis85 July 24, 2017


Sexpectancy

The amount of time a person will date somebody before sleeping with them

"I Was only with michelle for 4 hours before we fucked, she has a low sexpectancy"

by BariusScotus August 21, 2008


sexpecting

Verb; expecting sex.

Sarah is sexpecting from everyone she meets.

by KarliPenney May 20, 2008

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Sexpectation

The feeling of obligation that arises from the thought, or act, of sex. This may include an obligation to share one's possessions in the efforts of acquiring or keeping a sex partner (mostly in a male's case), or to repay one who has shared his possessions (in a female's case).

Sally and I used to hook up regularly, but her sexpectations drove me to bankruptcy.

by cmkaufma June 19, 2011

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Sexpectation

A mix between the words sex and expectation. Sexpectation is when one person assumes that sex with another guaranteed.

When Johnny invited Kim over to watch a movie alone with him, he assured her that he had no sexpectations. It eased her mind.

Or

"Why can I never meet a man who just wants to chat?" says Kim, "I'm sick of men's false sexpectations!"

by Jamanimal March 15, 2014

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Sexpectator

What you become when you spend too much time viewing others having sex, rather than actively participating in the act yourself.

Joey is spending so much of his time watching internet webcams of others having sex, he has turned into a Sexpectator.

by Jusmerod June 20, 2007

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sexpectations

noun; the expectations one has regarding sex.

Flo: I hear you're going out with Butch tonight, are you excited?"

Mo: Well, he's cute and everything, but I saw his penis in the bathroom yesterday and for a 6'4" gay man he's exceptionally small, so my sexpectations aren't that great."

Flo: ahhh..size doesn't matter.

Mo: *slap*

Flo: "ouch" alright alright..size matters..cheeze n rice!

by Cathi Robertson July 23, 2008

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