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These are the clarified version of the sexual bases. Real Sexual Bases (RSB)
1. Hug
2. Kiss on Cheek
3. Peck on lips
4. Make Out
5. Hickey on Neck
6. Makeout with shirts off
7. Hickey on parts other than Neck
8. Finger/Handjob
9. Blowjob/eat pussy
10. Sex
11. Sex with role play
12. Threesome
13. Orgy / Sex in Sex Club
Scenario 1:
P1: Yo bro, I got lucky last night.
P2: Damn, how far did you go?
P1: only to 7th base :((
P2: damn the Real Sexual Bases offered perfect clarity in this situation
Scenario 2:
P1: how did the date go?
P2: it was chill, we hit 3rd base at the end. hopefully get to 4th on the next one
P1: once again, the Real Sexual Bases offered much needed clarity on this situation
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There exists much too many interpretations of what 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th base is. This is a much needed clarification on the nature of the bases.
1. Eye contact
2. Hug
3. Kiss on Cheek
4. Peck on lips
5. Makeout
6. Hickey on Neck
7. Hickey on parts other than Neck
8. Makeout with shirts off
9. Finger / Handjob
10. Blowjob / Eat Pussy
11. Sex
12. Sex with role play
13. Threesome
14. Orgy / Sex in Sex Club
P1: YOOOO, I hooked up with someone last night.
P2: oh damn, how far?
P1: 9th base
P2: Thanks for the clarity. The Real Sexual Bases (RSB) is very helpful for navigating such conversations.
P1: peace bro
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First base is hand holding. The first step on your journey to procreation.
Second base is hugging, a much more intimate step as this is the first time you are removing space for the Lord.
Third base is kissing, although not with tongue, because that's for married people
Fourth base, aka hitting a home run, is for French kissing, when the tongue is involved. Once the tongue is involved, you must immediately proceed to either a church so that God may grant you a marriage license and allow you to produce a child in his name, or to the gates of hell, you dirty sinner!
I didn't know what the sexual bases were, but now that I do, I am ready to get married and produce many heirs.
Johnny got to first base last night, bless his heart. So excited to see what he names the baby!
I was so scared to get to second base but now that I've been I must say that I wanna hit a double every night!
When we got to third base last night, I made sure that we didn't do anything that God wouldn't do. If they didn't do it in the Bible, restrain yourself, dirty slut!
Marissa and Roger hit a home run last night. May they rest in peace!
First base is hand holding. The first step on your journey to procreation.
Second base is hugging, a much more intimate step as this is the first time you are removing space for the Lord.
Third base is kissing, although not with tongue, because that's for married people
Fourth base, aka hitting a home run, is for French kissing, when the tongue is involved. Once the tongue is involved, you must immediately proceed to either a church so that God may grant you a marriage license and allow you to produce a child in his name, or to the gates of hell, you dirty sinner!
I didn't know what the sexual bases were, but now that I do, I am ready to get married and produce many heirs.
Johnny got to first base last night, bless his heart. So excited to see what he names the baby!
I was so scared to get to second base but now that I've been I must say that I wanna hit a double every night!
When we got to third base last night, I made sure that we didn't do anything that God wouldn't do. If they didn't do it in the Bible, restrain yourself, dirty slut!
Marissa and Roger hit a home run last night. May they rest in peace!
1st base: kissing
2nd base: handjob
3rd base: deepthroat
shortstop: anal
home run: sex
Hey, what sexual bases did you get to last night?
home run!
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