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Seymour

He’s got a long time crush on Audrey, and his new plant can help him get at her 🌱 suddenly seymour is so successful, he’s adopted, and is a botanical genius!

Oh Seymour, you sounded sexier than the wolf-man!

by theurchin March 23, 2019

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Seymour

Someone who is wearing pants with an air pocket in the crotch/zipper area, making it appear that that have an erection. This term can be used for males and females, of all ages.

OMG, do you see that guy? He is a TOTAL Seymour!

Mr.Hawkins is such a Seymour.

John's a bit of a Seymour today...

by Seymour Hawkins April 1, 2012

12πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Seymour

Seymour. Is a thug for Life put some respect on his name he's the realest

Guy: Damn, he is so dope

Guy 2: yeah, he really is a Seymour

by Cmonman4real February 26, 2017


Seymour

A small town in southern Indiana.-->The birthplace of John Mellencamp.

"I was born in a small town"......Seymour is that small town.

by Jordan Vinson October 20, 2005

37πŸ‘ 65πŸ‘Ž


Seymour

Anyone with this name is a fat whore

Damn that Seymour sure looks like an overweight walrus

Hey I think I just saw Seymour polish of 8 oatmeal raisin cookies at the dining hall!

by Ehhh oooh March 14, 2016

9πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Seymour

A massive cunt who thinks he has a huge dick but actually has a dick of 0.1 micrometer (can be sometimes mistaken for a boil/pimple)

I think I just saw a blackhole. Ah never mind its just Seymour.

by Seymour / The Diss God January 17, 2018

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Seymour

Unable to find one's way not knowing one's whereabouts. Something remembered from the past, a recollection. The personification of the power that destroys life, often represented in art and literature as a skeleton or an old man holding a scythe.

When you make memories by doing something with someone then a tragic accident happens, forcing. That's Seymour happening.

by seymour68 June 13, 2018

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž