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My girlfriend is out of town, so, I've been shaking hands with the unemployed.
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It means rubbing one out. Jerking the yoke. The two fist shuffle. Dating Ms. Michigan. Ya know, Masterbaiting.
Everyone Loves to shake hands with the pope.
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A phrase to indicate masturbation.
Johnny is shaking hands with the pope. He has his hand in his pants and moving it around suspiciously. So bold of him to jerk off in class. Gotta try it.
A person of the male gender masturbating.
Dude!!! He got caught by his mom shaking hands with the bishop!!!
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unfortunate incident of piercing toilet paper with your middle finger while wiping yo ass
sniff my finger, i had to shake hands with the french
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Taking a leak. Urinating, et al.
"Where's Tom?", I asked. "He's shaking hands with the mayor", my sister answered as she gestured towards the men's room.
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An arbitrary term used to describe any situation at all.
Hey Cody, did you hear about Kennon? I heard he was shaking hands with the plumber the other day.