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A mega fail relating to Vince, the sham wow guy, who got arrested for beating up a hooker after she bit his tongue.
Boy 1: Did you hook up with that fat chick last night.
Boy 2: Ya
Boy 1: Sham Wow!
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1. on a scale from worst to best, a sham wow is the top of the food chain when it comes to either looks, personality, or both. an expression mostly associated with the female gender, a 'sham wow' may sometimes be used to refer to males under the right circumstances. a 10 out of 10.
2. The ShamWow is a revolutionary, multi-use cleaning cloth that holds over 20 times its' weight in liquids. It's like a towel, chamois and a sponge all in one.
3. awesome
1. Britney Spears, before the meltdown, was a sham wow!
2. I've got a sham wow waiting in my hotel room.
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1.what you say to someone who was just owned
2.a german towel that will pleasure u in more ways than any paper towel
3.the sexiest infomercial ever
4.vince
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When something so amazingly awesome leaves you awe-struck and the words "wow, sweet, badass, wicked, etc." just can't describe it. Don't forget your favorite headset microphone, then squint and prepare your best new york accent.
Did you just see that guy give a reach around to a spider monkey while reciting the pledge of allegiance, it sham wows me every time!
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To be extremely drunk or intoxicated.
Wow, I had 12 tequila shots and got really sham wowed last night.
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The Act of slapping someone in the face with a handful of seamen. This is often done in retaliation by women who have been gizzed on witout warning by their partners.
Jen's handjob was so good I busted all over her tits. She got mad, whiped it up with her hand, and sham-wowed me right across the face.
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When a girl is so sopping wet the only way she can dry herself is by using a sham wow.
Frank 's dirty dancing caused Rachel to become sham wow status.