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The act of hitting someone with a sopping wet Shamwow
(The famous infomercial cloth that can hold up to 20 times its weight in liquid "the shamwow")
Don't piss me off cause I will Shamwow you!
JVB: Hey J wanna see my Thong?
J: Hell No!
JVB: Come on look at it!
J: You Pervert! Come any closer and I will Shamwow you!
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A very useful product that causes many people to say wow every time.
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To ejaculate on the lower part of the back after performing doggy style, mop up the junk using a super absorbent yellow towel. Hold the towel in your fist then donkey-punch the submissive and yell out ShamWOW!!
I had the best shamWOW finish last night, and no mess afterwards!
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1)That towel-absorbee you see every now and then on t.v. advertised by Vince Offer, a guy with a huge eyeball.
2)You use it dab up spills, then ring it dry, like magic.
3)The absorbee I put in front of my tub so I can jump out and roll myself dry, like magic
4)The last towel you'll ever buy, until it begins to stink
"It's a towel, it's a wipe, it's a mat, it's, it's...A ShamWow!"
"Now look into my eyeball and tell me you don't want one!"
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The act of getting ripped off.
I just bought this on tv and it sucks! I got totally shamWowed.
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The act of ejaculating on a woman's and/or mans face and smearing it around with your testicles in a circular fashion. Wet or dry.
Holy shit my grandma the nun totally told my sister how my grandpa the muthafuckin pope gave her THE ShamWOW :)
A shower comprised of a damp Shamwow wrung out over someone's head.
Hey guys, my name's Vince and I wanna demonstrate to you the water-holding POWER (*eyebrow pops up*) of the Shamwow. I haven't showered for 3 weeks cuz they shut my water off cuz I cant afford my Ritalin, so Im just gonna get this wet, hold it over my head, and BOOM (eyebrow pops up again*), instant Shamwower!!!