shampoop

Blue liquid used to clean a toilet bowl. Can also be called, toilet bowl cleaner, but that's boring.

Boy: "Mommy, what is that stuff called that you are using to clean the toilet?"

Mom: "Umm, toilet bowl cleaner?"

Boy: No. I think it's called SHAMPOOP.

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shampoop

When you take a crap, clean up, and then realize.. ugh, I guess I wasn't done after all. shit, wipe, repeat.

A: Dude, you OK? You were in there an hour.
D: Yeah, had a bad burrito for lunch. Had to shampoop 4 times!

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Shampoop

Adding water to last bit of shampoo to make it last longer.

Do I need to buy shampoo? No there’s still some shampoop leftover.