Shaping

Shaping, or the slang version "Mike Keithing", is when the shapeshifting master himself, aka Michael Keith, "shapes" into different shapes, items, and the new form of shaping, people. Exhibit A (Michael Keith) has spent many years perfecting the art of shaping by channeling his energy of the shape to preform various acts of "Mike Keithing", such as a giant penis, a toilet with puke in it, controllers of sorts, and the ever popular "Mike Keith tampon". Furthermore Exhibit A is known to shape in the blink of an eye, so watch out for things in your house, car, or even things on your body, as the Shapeshifting Master himself is likely be one of those items.

"I didn't have a costume for Halloween so i channeled my shaping energy to go as an octagon."

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Shapes

A person who is generally overweight but the fat is porportioned oddly. Perhaps they look normal except for awkwardly fat arms or a double chin. It can also apply to someone who's fat seems to move around, or they gain and lose large amounts of weight on a regular basis.

Well I don't know. Bob's a nice guy and all but he's totally shapes so I wouldn't date him.

My english teacher is totally shapes and I can't stop starring at her weird porportions.

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shape on

The meaning "shape on" is a turm used by casual drug users to get a gathering of like minded people together to part take in session. Theses sessions can last from a few hours to a few days.

"Hey Sarah what you up to? Fancy coming for a shape on??"

"lets go get are shape on"

"Sarah you got hell of a shape on sort it out"

"Im shaped right up"

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shape

abbreviation standing for supreme headquarters allied powers europe.

shape is the headquarters of the nato military organization. it is located near a small city named mons, belgium.

the name not only refers the military compound but the housing area where the employees reside.

a: i didn't know there was a highschool in shape?
b: no? of course there is! they are the shape spartans! their cross country team kicks ass!

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SHAPE

Supreme Headquarters Allied Power Europe

European head of NATO, and it's still the shittiest place to live. Nothing to do here. Ever. It completely sucks ass. do yourself a favor, and never, NEVER!, come to live here. You WILL regret it.

Its saturday night, yaay.
oh, wait, we're in SHAPE.
fuck.
lets go sleep, monday comes soon anyway.

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On Shapes

Referring to the child toy where one inserts various shaped blocks though matching holes through or into the toy. Comparing the difficulty to doing much harder mathematics, making the person(s) seem stupid.

People who jerk cannot dance compared to people that can actually breakdance.
Someone that does something really shitty compared to Someone that does it really well.

Someone is "on shapes" if they do something very stupid.
"aw man im jerkin'"
"dude youre on shapes

"haha i raw dogged that fat hoe last night"
"haha youre deff on shapes

a shape

used to describe a person with a fettish of chewing barbed wire to keep the tooth fairy out.
a shape gets its distinct nick name by having their gums look like shapes from triangles to octogons

person 1:Eww wtf happened to ur gums
person 2:im a shape
person 1:not in my house your not!

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