wizard shark dick

If you have a shark tattooed on your dick, and you're a wizard in the sack, giving your female partner excessive orgasms you might be considered to have a wizard shark dick.

Fatty has a hammerhead shark tattooed on his dick, all I keep hearing is how he fucks like a wizard. He must have a wizard shark dick

Dick Shark

Slang term for when a guy gets an erection while spooning someone.

I stayed over at Kaden's last night and woke up with a dick shark attacking me.