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A microscopic particle of shit that floats in the air
Covidiot: “Dude, why are you wearing your mask in the bathroom, are you afraid of…woooooo…COVID?”
Guy: “No, I just don’t want to breathe in the rank-ass sharticles from the huge messy deuce you just dropped”
The airborne, but not solid gas particles, emmited while sharting.
Edweirdo's shart was so nasty, he stained the seat with sharticles.
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A newspaper or online article which is so bad, it's funny. Happens on slow news days.
In the Sun today, their was a sharticle about a lorry turning a corner!
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An article that is "a bit on the poo side", i.e. a filler article of no importance, usually indicative of a slow news day.
Term developed by Stuart Ashen and Barry Lewis (Barshens).
I read a sharticle about a man who has the world's largest toenail collection.
The small, brown floaties in the water left after a particularly rank tub fart.
Marilyn had been enjoying her long bathtub soak, but jumped out as soon as she saw a handful of sharticles float by.
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Basically, Articles that are a bit on the poo side.
"Boy, The Sun contains some sharticles today!"
The particles of shit from when you shart (reference shart)
After sharting, I used my bidet to rinse the sharticles off my ass hole.