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An acronym for "State Housed And Violent". New Zealand's answer to chavs and white trash. Normally have 5 children to different partners whilst collecting the DPB (Domestic Purposes Benefit), and spend all of their money on pokie machines.
Shavs are most populous in poorer suburbs of major cities in New Zealand.
The uniform of shavs is fake Louis Vuitton bags (much like fake Burberry of chavs), mini skirts and ugg boots for shavettes, and, baggy jeans and hoodies for male shavs.
Can you believe that Michael is interested in going out with that skanky shav? And to think he went to Kings College. His poor father must be turning in his grave.
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An acronym for "State Housed And Violent". New Zealand's answer to chavs and white trash. Normally have 5 children to different partners whilst collecting the DPB (Domestic Purposes Benefit), and spend all of their money on pokie machines.
Shavs are most populous in poorer suburbs of major cities in New Zealand.
The uniform of shavs is fake Louis Vuitton bags (much like fake Burberry of chavs), mini skirts and ugg boots for shavettes, and, baggy jeans and hoodies for male shavs.
They need to be exterminated from the human gene pool.
Can you believe that Michael is interested in going out with that skanky shav? And to think he went to Kings College. His poor father must be turning in his grave.
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a dissillusioned ,poor producer of coffee, often heard belching and farting.
-this coffee is churning my guts, it's got all the hallmarks of a Shav special.
-this coffee has given me the runs. It's Shav's beans.
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The 'shav' is to the upper middle classes what 'chav' is to the working classes. Here the said individual is able to support their consumer lifestyle through legitimate means but does so in such an appaulingly vulgar and obvious manner that it renders their efforts laughable.
These sort can most commonly be found in Cheshire, Adley Edge and Surrey. Their favourite means of transport are horses when on illegal hunts, or SUV's (or any other vehicle over 2litres which takes up both sides of the road)when picking the kids up from school.
Think footballers with 10 cars, six watches on each arm and an inability to articulate...think Rooney, Dyer et al.
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Mostly Shaven mohs-shave
1. A style of hair cut when most of a persons hair is shaved.
2. Dan prefers a racing stripe.
3. John is drunk, and demands an entry.
Pepe: Yo, have you seen Beckys box?
John: Nah man, mos shav?
Pepe: Fo Sho.
John: Sickles!
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To be incomplete/to be separated from your better half or life partner.