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The act of moving a huge amount of material by moving a very small amount in each of a huge number of deliveries.

Rod spilled his bongwater on the landlord's cat so he used his Yugo to shawshank all his shit over to Heather's crib.

by Empirical42 August 18, 2010

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shawshank

The act of enduring something which results in continuous consternation and/or pain of which you have no control over once into it. And, the event does not end until the act is completed or until you find a way to tunnel out and/or crawl through a proverbial 500 yard, shit-laden, drain pipe to free yourself of the event. Reference the movie "Shawshank Redemption".

Shit dude! I got busted for a DUI a week ago and had to shawshank it until I was bailed out by my ex-girlfriend.

by Roland819 November 23, 2006

105๐Ÿ‘ 74๐Ÿ‘Ž


shawshanking

To slowly chip away at getting to know someone in order to get into a relationship with them, in the way Tim Robbins' character slowly chips away at his prison cell to eventually brreak out of jail in the movie The Shawshank Redemption.

"Ray's a bloody shawshanker! He's been shawshanking my girlfriend for the past three months!

by H. E. Pennypacker August 2, 2007

67๐Ÿ‘ 48๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shawshanking

Shawshanking is the act of reacting with appalled disbelief because someone hasn't seen a movie that it is considered a classic.

Originated with someone having not seen The Shawshank Redemption, but can be applied to any movie.

"I haven't seen Poltergeist."
"YOU HAVEN'T SEEN POLTERGEIST?!"
"You're Shawshanking me!"

by whiplashsmile713 August 24, 2013

25๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shawshanked

Any movie and/or t.v. Show that you get trapped into watching and can't stop. ie: Shawshanked redemption , band of brothers marathon, half baked, the Bourne identity

Sorry I was late but I got Shawshanked by ForrestGump

by Jerky griffith December 17, 2015

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Shawshank

The act of aligning your shit splash with other ambient sounds in the bathroom.

"It was so awkward. I had to Shawshank because my boss was pissing right next to me and I didn't want him to hear how big my shit was."

by Derps McSquirt September 12, 2012

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The Shawshank

A classic revenge technique in which the offended party hollows-out a space in a hardcover book and then deposits his bowel movement in said book. Upon closing the book, he places in on the bookshelf or desk of the offending party, where it festers undiscovered for weeks until the smell finally subsides.

Your roommate sleeps with your girlfriend while you're on a business trip, you need a non-violent, yet maddening way to re-pay his disloyalty. Hence, the Shawshank.

by Ryan T. June 22, 2004

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