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To insert an ecstacy pill into your anus.
'Are you shelfing it tonight?', or 'Have you ever shelfed it?'
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Shelf: lame, plain, unexciting, boring.
That movie was so shelf. Half of us left after the first half hour.
Unworthy, meaningless in a joking way
Me: what should we do tonight?
Him: we could go putt put golfing
Me: don't be so shelf
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The magic that a wonderbra can create for deflated breasts
Wearing my favourite bra again to give me that shelf look
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Shelfing is an activity where people try to fit themselves inside a closet. It is a prerequisite for proper shelfing that the closet is not larger than your body volume plus 0,5 m3.
I saw two gals at the museum who had lots of fun shelfing in an antique closet, with the curator planking on the top of it.
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A way of taking ecstasy.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=fYMloZpfelc
Alex: "how should i take this pill?"
Trent: "just shelf it"
Process:
1. pull pants down.
2. bend over.
3. place pill on the tip of your finger.
4. insert into your rectum.
5. wait for the effects to take hold.
** this method has a stronger feeling than swallowing the pill.
** the is also an increased risk of over dosing by "shelfing" a pill.
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An ass big enough to hold belongings such as books
That lady doesn't need a backpack because she has a shelf.
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