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When a girl with boobs large enough to act as a shelf takes a selfie with said shelf like boobs as the main focus of the picture and uploads said picture to a social media network (e.g. Instagram, Facebook, etc.).
She takes a lot of shelfies, look at those things!
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When your boobs have to rest on a surface
Eileen couldn't reach the salt shaker without doing a shelfie
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When a fat person takes a selfie from the shoulders up.
This shelfie is not allowing me to see the rest of the people behind her
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The multiple selfies that one takes but doesn't delete in case they decide it's better than the selfie they posted
Lady: what do you think of this pic?
Joe Z: it's better than the other 8 shelfies on your phone
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A presumptuous photo someone takes of themselves with something that they want, pretending like it belongs to them. See also: IYD pic
"Holy crap, did you see Jen's photos on Facebook? Her boyfriend proposed and bought her a monster rock!"
"In her dreams! That was just a shelfie."
"Matt just bought a new motorcycle!"
"No, he didn't; those were just shelfies. Two seconds after he tweeted that last one, the real owner came out into the parking lot and threatened to put him in the hospital."
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A selfie taken on the shitter!
I can see that's a shelfie by the toilet tank in the background....plus his face is red!
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A bad selfie picture that needs to be shelfed and should not be available for viewing by anyone.
Wife, you shouldn't post that selfie on Facebook because it's a SHELFIE and should be placed on the shelf in back of the closet, with the lights off!
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