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a person from the shetland isles that enjoy cars, alcohol and sex.
they speak there own little lingo.
Shetlander 1: what dee get up tae last night den?
Shetlander 2: went oot fir a peerie dram.
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A dialect formed in the Shetland Islands.
Words which sooth-moothers don't seem to understand.
The dialect is dieing out because of all the american tv aired in britain.
Now mostly only old people speak Shetlandic.
(Sooth-moothers are southern-speakers)
I couldn't understand a word he was saying, he was speaking in Shetlandic.
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Defecating. Having a poo.
I'm just going to the Shetlands.
Mate, I've been to the Shetlands so much today I must be clocking up bare frequent flyer miles
Often shortened to just 'shetty'
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To be tossed off by a hairy horse in a walk-in freezer.
Last night that horse gave him a bare Shetland Toss.
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The act of having sex with a little person from behind in the anus and pulling out with such force, she craps the bed, much like a pony
Dude, last night I picked up this midget and gave her the Shetland Pony. Good thing it was her bed
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A breed of dog similar to collies, but smaller.
Shetland sheepdogs look like small collies.
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Someone who talks about guns all the time and they like horses too much.
Friend: Dude, look at my 12 gauge!
You: Shut the hell up you Shetland Shotgun!
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