shew

A combination of chewing tobacco (or dipping) while in the shower. Shew originates from two words 'shower' and 'chew', put together they make 'shew'.

After hockey practice I was ready for a fat shew.
I got home and had to escape my parents bitching, so I had a nice long shew.

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shew

the sound made when you run/take off really fast.

Nerd Boy: hey do you wanna go out with me?
Hott Chick: hey! look over there a comicbook sale!
Nerd Boy: what???...*turns his head to look in excitement
Hott Chick: shew...
Nerd boy:*turns back around...gosh idiot *as he slaps him self across the face with dissapointment...what the heck,i fall for it every time!?!?!

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shew diggy

An act of excitement. Can be used in in replacement of "wow." Is most popularly used during official organization breakfasts.

Shew diggy, we sure do have a talented group of young individuals in our presence this morning.

bushy shew

a nasty hairy vagina. way too large bush

man she had a bushy shew.

Dirty Shew

The art of graciously rubbing a cotton swab around your anal cavity and putting it back in the box. The next person to use the swab has been the victim of the DIRTY SHEW.

Sherry snuck in my bathroom and tried to pull the DIRTY SHEW on me again!

shew-wee

A vocal expression that describes a thing, an actual object or number of objects, materials, or an item—like a tennis shoe— that stinks, smells or gives off a horrible aroma.
Also: an idea that stinks, or a preposterous notion that will never fly.
A vocalized objection to a comment or opinion, judgement, or theory, which in the face of all else is outright wrong and unacceptable.
An observation of a very hot sexual attraction...

That idea stinks to high heaven!
Shew-wee, that girl is smokin'!
Also, a variable: "pshew-wee!"

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the gew on the bottom of your shew

in a really dumb report that teachers often use, this was stated to tell how the jews were treated by nazis.

Don't be the gew on the bottom of the shew and write a good report!!

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