Shig

A combination of shiv and shag, this is the term for shivving someone, and then fucking them. Rape is optional. Can be done vice-versa with a corpse if you're a fucking weirdo. Mainly done in south Brexit.

Just as the queen intended.

man1: oy i'm gonna shig you
woman: oh shit is that like a combination of shiv and shag
man1: what do you think bend over

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Shig

Abbreviation of 'Shigeru Miyamoto', top game designer for Nintendo.

"Shig made a surprise appearance at E3, to promote the new Zelda game."

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shig

A portmanteau and pseudo-synonym of "shit", used to describe a blatant lie in the context of physical ability.

This noun typically refers to someone who claims that they can execute a difficult physical stunt, when in reality, they cannot, and are merely seeking props from fellow activity partners.

Fuji: "I can do five backflips yo!"
Raul: "Yeah? Show them to me right now."
Fuji: "Well, my ankle's kinda sore, so I can maybe do half a backflip right now."
Raul: "You're full of shig."

Fuji talks a lot of shig.

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shig

Main Entry: shig

Pronunciation: \'shig\

Function: verb

Etymology: Portmanteau, adapted from the onomatopoeic transcription of both Jack Black's power-scatting technique and Woody the Woodpecker's trademark laugh ("Shiggideh-geh-geh!")

Date: 21st century

transitive verb

1. to meet, esp. for pick up or transportation

2. to borrow

3. to take action quickly and without qualification

1. "Yo, my ride bailed on me - can you shig me from the train station?"
2. "Lemme shig that right quick."
3. "Dude thinks he can shig out that thesis the week before and be okay."

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shig

the mixture between a fat urban creature, the pig, and a magnificent water dinosaur capable of eating a small child, the shark, is a shig. a fat pinkish gray color, with the ass of a shark, the head of a pig, the feet of a pig but only half of the feet, a huge scary stomach and no back legs with a huge ass fin on its head but lets be honest it is a party hat oh my god. it is usually used to shank people with.

Damian I want 2 shig u

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Shig

It describes the creature that would emerge when a sheep and a pig would be able of mating together

My sheep are so horny hopfuly my farm wont get a shig problem

Shig

A girl pig who is very aggressive in bed and likes sheep with very big chodes. Shigs are almost always horny and is ready to get in bed at any time. They are alaways sluts

That Shig is hotter than the sun.

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