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Slang for New Hampshire.
"I like Vermont, but I think I prefer the Shire"
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A cesspit inhabited by the most revolting skanks and violent douche bags on the planet. They're all blinded by a wall of arrogance that is cemented together with stupidity and ignorance. they tend to believe that they are gods gift to creation and call everyone who bags them "Jealous".
Originally inhabited by monkey's who learned to wax and go swimming, they were quarantined until the construction of the Tarren Point Bridge, which opened up the area to St. George who defend , for some unknown reason, the Shire from the Lebs and other scum of the area. Almost all inhabitants smoke marijuana, and if ever confronted by one of these primal creatures, the only way to avoid confrontation is to say you've been "Punching Cones" and they instantly believe you and leave you alone.
"Dude I almost got bashed last night!"
"What the fuck!?! Where?"
"I was in the shire."
"How'd you get out of it?"
"Said I punched cones. Duh."
"Ahhh.... Fucking stupid monkeys"
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An area of Sydney where the locals seem to think it's "God's country"..
Just an isolated hole with filled with wax heads, surfy skanks, a nuclear reactor in close proximity and a bunch of know-nothing fucktards.
I would never like to buy a house in the shire, it's the shittest place in the world.
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the area of Cronulla, Caringbah, Kurnell, Taren Point, Woolooware. Skankiest, most bogan part of Sydney. No one wants a good party they all have parties to get drunk and get on the news. Most kids in the shire are even neglected and druggos or annoying little spoilt brats. The Shire is mostly known for having Cronulla in it which is just another place with toilets for brats to give head in and go swimming to show off your ass
Non-shire person 1: I caught Maria giving head to some guy once again, she's such a spoilt brat.
Non-shire person 2: yeah coz she's from the shire, what do you expect
1. Area in southern Sydney, where many surfers and sheltered children live.
2. Shit-hole
I got stuck in the shire, it was the worst day of my life.
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Pharmaceutical company mainly known for their ADHD medication Adderall. The patent for it expires in 2009, so they are pushing Vyvanse to be their new flagship medication.
Also Frodo Baggins' home village.
Lets go to the shire and get some adderall.
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a dystopic hole in the ground, ful of ignorance and pathetic culture
i also got stuck in the shire, i feared for my sanity
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