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When you are going through a tough time personally, like a divorce, and nobody wants to be around you because you will shake off that shit and it will land on them. They avoid you.
Sorry bro, but she's not going to talk to you because you're a shit covered monkey right now. Wait a few months after all that shit is off you and she will probably talk to you.
When a person is going through a bad personal time, such as a divorce, they become a shit covered monkey. None of their friends want to hang out with them because they're afraid that some of the shit will land on them as well.
Sorry bro, but you're just a shit covered monkey right now and nobody wants to be around you. They're all afraid you will shake some of that shit off and it will land on them. Hang in there bro, once all the shit is shaken off they will talk to you again.
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The undeniable cause for morning breath. A screeching monkey that spends it's nighttime hours visiting households around the world, with the sole purpose of shitting in the sleeping occupant's mouth.
That damn shit monkey got me again today. He always visits after a heavy night of drinking.
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Female person that talks excessive amounts of rubbish that makes as much sense as a jibbering monkey flinging shit across the room.
Lloyd: Hi Bronwyn, how was your day?
Shit Monkey: Blah blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah blah blah blah whinge blah.
How was yours?
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An expletive used the same way as shit, but it's more fun to say.
Shit monkey! I burned my arm on the curling iron.
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A date (usually a chick) that gets so drunk that she shits herself.
Sally can't hold her liquor, she's such a shit monkey.
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Person who runs around catching the fall out from and covering for other people's mistakes and inadequacies
I did not sign up to run around after you catching your plops in a bucket like a shit monkey, you incompetent buffoon.