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When a man shits into a woman's Vagina, the woman Queefs the shit out into a cup, and smears it on a small shaven child or animal.
Sean: What are you doing in the bathroom with my girlfriend, a shaved cat, and a cup?
Tim: Oh, just Shit with Fuck.
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alternative to 'shit the bed', perhaps used to express a greater degree of surprise or concern
kimberly: aliens have captured your ma and they're about to anally probe you both.
john: shit the fuck!
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The act of completely losing your shit and being at a complete loss for words. It can be used in situations such as breakups, weddings, hitting said children with a said car, messing up a fire rap verse, hoverboarding over rock or ex-girlfriend (your choice), spending all your money on claw machines, or just being bored.
girlfriend: I think it is time for us to break up
You: shit fuck fuck shit fuck okay
*two hours later*
You: shit fuck fuck shit i just ran over her with my hoverboard
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When you run out of cheese sticks
me: im hungry
me, opening the fridge and seeing no cheese sticks: fuck shit fuck shit fuck shit fuck shit
friend: bro whats wrong
me: no cheese sticks
friend: fuck shit fuck shit fuck shit fuck shit
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When someone/something is so utterly annihilated that it is unable to recover in any shape or form.
That AWP just shit the fucked your head!
or
You just got shit the fucked!
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Mainly said because of a typo of “Shut the fuck up”. This term means that when you are fucking someone, u are shitting upwards on them.
“ayo Jason, why did u shit the fuck up on__?”
“Idk man, I’m just a somp that likes shitting upwards on people.”
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A series of expletives representing the transition from bad, to worse, to the end of the world. Can be used in a string, or with filler phrases inbetween.
You wrecked the Benz? Shit, Damn, Fuck!
Shit, that dude has a gun; damn, he's shooting people; fuck, he's coming for me!
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