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a seagull because they shit on everything and will fuck you around a fair bit
lets go down to the beach and blow away some shit-hawks with our rifles
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To shit upon another's head in a stripe fashion to mimic a mohawk
I just gave a shit hawk to my partner last night.
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In a long line of parked cars, you can always guarentee that the red ones will be absolutely covered with guano. The Shit-Hawk itself (slang for seagull = Cornwall, pigeon = London) then comes back and selects another colour to crap on before repeating the process with the red ones. Hence the term 'Shit-Hawk Snooker' is born
Dude1: Jeezus man have you seen the state of my CAR? Its been shit-hawk snookered !!! Get me my gun !!
Dude2: What did you expect, its red ya CHOWDERHEAD!
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A shit hawk is something that has been coming your way for a long long time just too one day swoop down and take a big shit on you and your life.
The action of "swiping" you or someone elses mo-hawk (at least 4 inches in length) vertically, in a downward motion, through the ass crack of another, ideally pants-less, individual. The desired result is a new, undesirable stench on the "shit-hawker's" mo-hawk as well as a startled, awkward, forward thrusting motion from the victim of the "Shit-hawk."
Guy with mo-hawk "That stupid fucker just stole my beer and took his pants off!!"
Other guy: "go Shit-hawk his ass!"
(mo-hawk man takes other guys advice, "shit-hawks" the beer stealing nudist, and retrieves beer and forces the nudist to leave.)
It's a bird that shits on everything
A seagull is a specialized Shit Hawk
Or if your a bird owner, cute little cockateil or big macaw Shit Hawks
Shit Hawks are a bird that purposely without a care in the world shit everywhere it be a car, sidewalk, your mouth
Why care I can fly away
That my friends is the definition of Shit Hawk
My cockateils are specialized Shit Hawks, never fail to Shit on my shoes.
Shit Hawks are a sign of a warning sign of a shit storm brewing on the horizon
Honey the Shit Hawks are out, Go inside!