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Someone who believes that they are at the top of the pecking order, when in reality, they aren't, and the pecking order they think they're top of is also shit.
John thinks he's the best chessplayer in the club. Isn't he just King Shit of Turd Mountain.
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An ironic, white collar phrase best used at the most inappropriate time possible to emphasize how effective you are at beating the corporate bureaucracy. Will simultaneously impress and threaten your fellow coworkers, be they management consultants, lawyers, or investment bankers.
Setting: Office war room on the eve of a major consulting client presentation.
White guy one: Does that discounted cash flow model have a macro coded for…
White guy two: Does it have a macro? Are you fucking kidding me?!? I am King Shit of Fuck Mountain. That Excel spreadsheet would suck my cock at the stroke of a key if I told it to. It’s got a macro for your mom for Christ sake!
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noun
1. a: when describing one's self, it is the highest ranking preeminent position over the tallest mountain known to mankind, Fuck Mountain. It certifies one's status and/or authority as being top notch and above all others.
b. when describing another individual, it is a derogatory term to describe the highest ranking preeminent position over a worthless imaginary mountain that no one else gives a fuck about except said individual, Fuck Mountain. It certifies said individual's status and/or authority as being pompous, somewhat obnoxious, and disingenuous.
EXAMPLE A:
Carl: "Dude, you play disc golf like a fagbot."
Roy: "You can't talk to me like that; I'm King Shit of Fuck Mountain."
EXAMPLE B:
Henry: "I just demolished this lame at air hockey, like a sir."
Merle: "Eat a bag of gorilla dicks; no one cares, King Shit of Fuck Mountain."
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Highest seniority of fuck mountain.
Don't you know who I am?...
I'm king shit of fuck mountain.
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The act in which a man takes a shit in between a girl's tits and proceeds on pushing the tits together to smudge the shit around, finishing off by busting a load on the girl's chest.
Crazy Sam really seemed to enjoy the Rocky Mountain Shit River she recieved from Josh last night.
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A term originally coined by comedian Chad Daniels; someone who is "King-Shit of Fuck Mountain" believes they are the most important person in the world. It's pretty much anyone who is extremely cocky.
All fifteen-year-old boys think they're King-Shit of Fuck Mountain.
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When your shit so much without flushing that the shit piles up to the point that it is touching your ass
Bro yesterday I was so clogged up that when I went to shit I made a shit mountain