shit pump

A television. So named because its function is to deliver crap into your living room.

"Put the shit pump on, love. It's time for "Celebrity Big Brother" again."

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shit pump

A general term defining people who seem to be well taken care of but are totally useless.

"Did you see the new guy they just brought in? What a shit pump!"

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Pumping shit

Meaning blowing a certain situation out of proportion

Ayo go head you really pumping shit I ain't mess with her.

Friend: you made me do it
me : I ain't make you do nothing see now you pumping shit yo lmao