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The shit you have to take the day after drinking a lot, where no amount of toilet paper will ever be enough.
"Dude, why are you walking funny?"
"I just took a drunk shit... Can I use your shower?"
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So drunk that you shit and piss yourself
Matt: Yo Emm, it looks like you pissed your pants bro!
Emm: I think I doo doo'd my pants too :(
Matt: Man, You're shit piss drunk
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Shit Fuck Drunk is when you blackout and spend the entire morning hungover face down in the shower
Last weekend, I played in a 32 team beer pong tournament and followed up with 7 soco shots and 7 jack and cokes. I woke up shit fuck drunk
when you get so drunk that you wipe your ass on the shower curtain or towel instead of on toilet paper.
John: who wiped there ass on the shower curtain?
Andrew: it was probably Zach he was shit rag drunk last night.
Whilst really drunk you shit your pants.
Guy1 "Dude Joey was drunk shitting last night at the party"
Guy2 "Uhh, that's nasty"
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Heavily intoxicated. Beyond shitfaced.
1. I was so shit patch drunk last night I woke up wearing an area rug.
2. I think Don is shit patch drunk. I saw him walking around with some Italian sausage.
3. Are you coming to the open bar wedding this weekend? We're all getting shit patch drunk!
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Woah i had too much smirnoff vodka!! Im not a slav but i am one tonight. Russian vodka is turning me into a slav, im drunk as fuck. heehee
Holy shit im drunk, i think i just fucked a girl ans got her pregnant.