Shit Me Up

(V.) To make a Skype/FaceTime call with someone while simultaneously taking a shit - A form of communication often found undesirable by the call recipient.

1.) Karen so help me, If you shit me up one more time I'm leaving
2.) Greg shat me up last night, so I don't think I'm gonna talk to him anymore.

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shit rolls up hill

"Shit rolls up hill" describes the tendency for unworthy or incompetent personnel to be promoted. The primary reason why shit rolls down hill.

We only got this stupid assignment because sometimes shit rolls up hill.

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Shits Me Up the Wall

"Shit (or Shits) me up the wall" is basically another way of saying "Drives me crazy", often used among Australians.

It's assumed to be similar to "Drives me up the wall", although nobody's quite sure what it means exactly. Still; it's commonly used.

The new girls' generation song is catchy but I don't wanna listen to it too much; getting songs stuck in my head shits me up the wall.

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Shits me up the wall

When you’re so angry, you throw your shit upwards and get it all over the walls

‘It shits me up the wall when I can’t see my feet from under my stomach’

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Shit Up

When your keyboard autocorrects shut up to shit up.

(Texting) Person 1: "Hey dude why don't you shit up?"
Person 2: "Don't you mean shut up?"
Person 1: "SHIT UP!"

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Shitting up

Verb, used interchangeably with "fucking up". Mostly in regards to destroying something that otherwise would be well organized.

Pinterest only exists for shitting up Google image search results.

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shit-up

British prison officer's slang for an inmate seeking attention by smearing his cell with excrement.

Wow did you see that shit-up in Block 9 this morning? I pity the cleaners.

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