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Someone who likes to take part in gay anal sex.
Jonathan: I really want Kieran's dick in my ass.
Denholm: Eww, go away you shit shoveler!!!
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Something you would give someone to shovel out all the shit they have.
An odd way of saying "your full of shit"
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The shit shovel is shitting in a girls vagina and then try to remove it using nothing but your dick
Me and my girlfriend tried to shit shovel last night
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after you have anal sex you get some poo on your dick and you fling it on your sexual partners face effectively using you dick as a shovel.
Man1: Anyone hear of the Alaskan Snowdragon?
man2: Yeah I made my own the Alaskan Shit Shovel!
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The act of eating a popsicle and using the popsicle stick to scoop out that last bit of feces that won’t release from your sphincter.
Another hot day, sweaty asscheek dump. I noticed a bit too late that not only was I on my last roll of toilet paper but I was actually down to the last three squares. Time for a poopy butt waddle to the freezer for a hillbilly hot day shit shovel!
"When Shit Breaks The Shovel" is said when something happens and there is nothing you can do about it.
"When Shit Breaks The Shovel" is said when something happens and there is nothing you can do about it.
Person 1- Yeah man, we had to break up do to some things we could change.
Person 2- That sucks bro, sometimes the shit breaks the shovel.