Spectacularly, mind-bogglingly, awe-inspiringly drunk. Far beyond drunk, blitzed, wasted, or cocked, you are now pushing the very limits of man's capacity for alcohol consumption.
"Yo man, my head really hurts. What the hell happened last night?"
"Dude, you were shit-cock wasted."
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a phrase for one who is angered
when you drop you beer you shout SHIT COCK AND BALLS
A term that is used when describing some ho.
Or you just have trashy luck, and have Touretts syndrome.
me-"You see that girl in the red?"
friend- "Yeah"
me- "she is a stupid SHIT COCK FUCK!"
Or for the touretts..
Cashier- "here's yo changee"
touretts guy-"uh thankkk.. SHIT COCK FUCK"
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When your friend does something stupid you say asshole shit cock
your such an asshole shit cock
A city native to Wyoming. A small inbred town that has a religious cult following even dumber than FSM known as "CockRammingGoblins" where there is no such thing as bathing and everyone and their mother (no pun intended) has anal sex...there for having a shitty cock...thus making a city full of shitcocks.
Jimmy Bob: "Hey man...you wanna be my friend?"
Chucky: "No way dude...your one uh them thar fellas from Shit Cock City...your dick is nasty!"
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1. When a male is t-bagging a woman and before he ejaculates turns and shits on her face.
2. Also may be used as a way to express anger.
1. "Hey Bill last night Linda let me do shit-cock-yack balls, and it was fantastic."
2. "Shit-cock-yack-balls! I died in Call of Duty again."
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When something breaks it "shits the cock"
"Dude, they drove there car off the upper parking lot, gapped the road and landed about 30 feet down. They did it twice before the suspension shit the cock"
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