ShitBit

A bracelet that measures how much you crap in a 24 hour period.

I just got a SHITBIT and was amazed by the massive amount of huge turds that I pushed out yesterday!

Shitbits

(Noun) The small toilet paper bits that get stuck in the crack of your ass and only get removed in the shower.

Hey Henry! I took a shower today and you wouldn't believe the number of shitbits I had