Shitload

A term which defines a numerical value of 47. It is prime. Do not confuse the term with similar terms such as fuckton, assload, or baker's dozen. This is a shitload.

Dumbass: Dude! I just spilled a shitload of milk.

Smartass: Impossible. Milk cannot be split into any value other than milk. Your argument is invalid.

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shitload

meaning quite a few, a bunch, a lot, very many, more than you care to be able to count, more than you can count; a widely used exaggeration of there being far too many of something ~ not to be confused with a boatload or a whole fucking bunch

Holy shit man, that's a shitload of midgets in that parade.

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Shitloading

(Verb) When a vending machine attendant or shelf stocker puts the product in backwards, upside-down, leaves the packages wrinkled, ignores "sell-by" dates, etc.; basically stocks the machine/shelf with no regard to presentation, functionality or salability.

I just double-checked Jughead's work.....He totally shitloaded the snack machine.

I'm writing Archie up for shitloading the beverage aisle.

Shitload

Shitload means to have a lot of something, but the actual amount varies. To figure out how much is in a shitload you must follow a few steps.

1. pick an item - ex) pretzels
2. make it singular - ex) pretzel
3. figure out how many letters in in that word - ex) 7
4. multiply that number by 6 - ex) 7x6=42
5. it takes 42 pretzels to make a shitload of them!

It varies because if the word were short like car, it would be 3x6=18.

A SHITLOAD OF:

babies -> baby -> 4 -> 4x6= 24 babies

trees -> tree -> 4 -> 4x6= 24 trees

stop signs -> stop sign -> 8 -> 8x6=48 stop signs

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shitload

it goes like this. buttload x10 = assload x10 = crapload x10 = shitload x10 = fuckload. metric units are traditionally less, and between the said unit and the one before it.

dude, thats not a shitload. thats barely even an assload. its like, a metric assload.

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shitload

The approximate calculation of a shitload is 743 lbs.

Whoa dude... Your girl weighs a shitload.

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Shitload

The collective noun used to describe a group of policemen

A herd of cows, a flock of geese, a shitload of cops.

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