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A term which defines a numerical value of 47. It is prime. Do not confuse the term with similar terms such as fuckton, assload, or baker's dozen. This is a shitload.
Dumbass: Dude! I just spilled a shitload of milk.
Smartass: Impossible. Milk cannot be split into any value other than milk. Your argument is invalid.
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meaning quite a few, a bunch, a lot, very many, more than you care to be able to count, more than you can count; a widely used exaggeration of there being far too many of something ~ not to be confused with a boatload or a whole fucking bunch
Holy shit man, that's a shitload of midgets in that parade.
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Shitload means to have a lot of something, but the actual amount varies. To figure out how much is in a shitload you must follow a few steps.
1. pick an item - ex) pretzels
2. make it singular - ex) pretzel
3. figure out how many letters in in that word - ex) 7
4. multiply that number by 6 - ex) 7x6=42
5. it takes 42 pretzels to make a shitload of them!
It varies because if the word were short like car, it would be 3x6=18.
A SHITLOAD OF:
babies -> baby -> 4 -> 4x6= 24 babies
trees -> tree -> 4 -> 4x6= 24 trees
stop signs -> stop sign -> 8 -> 8x6=48 stop signs
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it goes like this. buttload x10 = assload x10 = crapload x10 = shitload x10 = fuckload. metric units are traditionally less, and between the said unit and the one before it.
dude, thats not a shitload. thats barely even an assload. its like, a metric assload.
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The approximate calculation of a shitload is 743 lbs.
Whoa dude... Your girl weighs a shitload.
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The collective noun used to describe a group of policemen
A herd of cows, a flock of geese, a shitload of cops.
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A shit load is enough fecal matter to fill a toilet bowl. However, if that load plugs the toilet, it is deemed a shit overload.
Kenny: "Call the plumber! David had a shit overload!"
David: "No, no, it was just a shitload. She went down just fine!"
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