A person ya hate that is full of disgust, and is a boring ass with no type of humour or fun.
Kid; LOL, Theres a shitman!!! Friend; LOL I KNOW RIGHT!!
A name found in the film 'The Hills Have Eyes 2'. Shitman the Barbarian is a man who comes out of a toilet covered in shit. He has small wounds all over his body so that he can die slowly from the feces.
The scene from the film:
Amber: Who was that guy??
Napoleon: Shitman the Barbarian, I have no idea?!
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A fetish maneuver executed during, after or before intercourse. Developed by Dr Harold Shitman, the Shitman Maneuver is where one stands on ones head (or in an up-side-down position) and shits on their own balls. Then, ones sexual partner can either lick it off, play with it, or rub their own genitalia on it.
I pulled out a Shitman last night in the bedroom - i am now getting a divorce.
The Shitman Maneuver requires balance, poise, and many rolls of paper towel.
I lose my shit over the Dr Harold Shitman Maneuver.
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When someone thinks they have a fast car but it's really slow. They are a shitman instead of a hitman.
Dorsey thinks he's the Carolina hitman but he's really the Carolina shitman.