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A stick used to stir or fling shit.
A non-gendered, non-specific pronoun which is also interchangeable with any noun.
1) I don't like Bob, he's a shitstick.
2) I was drunk last night and Shitstick walked me home.
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An idiot. e.g. Cory and Trevor from Sunnyvale Trailer Park.
Why settle for a couple of shitsticks when you can have the whole shit trawler.
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A tall or thin person that is devoid of any personality.
John: "Jimmy is such a shitstick!"
Frank: "I know, why would he shove a stick up his ass?"
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A long stick usually used to pick up pieces of faecal matter by jabbing and lifting, then usually thrown or dropped somewhere. Is very disgusting and smelly. Can also be used as part of an insult about someones breath.
"Fuck sake Joe, did you brush your teeth with a shitstick?"
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"I'm not eating those damn shitsticks tonight!"
or
"John nicknamed his cat Shitstick because he was making fishsticks one day and the cat was begging for one, so he said "here you go Shitstick, enjoy!"
or
"Dammit, there's nothing to eat, what are we eating tonight? - Shitsticks !" *finger points to cat litter box*
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A device created by stiring the holding tank of an outhouse with a long pole, such as a broom handle.
Useful for dirtying white linens hung from a clothesline accross an alley that belong to families of warring neighborhood kids.
Originated in Greek ghetto of turn-of-the-century Dearborn, MI.
Cal smacked the neighbors' clothes with a shitstick!
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Similar to HitStick popularized by Madden 2005 (and since). In the game when someone is HitStick they are bewildered and shaken from the event. ShitStick is farting around someone and having the same effect.
Matt: What is that?!
Jay: I definetaly reefed a fart at you...
Matt: Dude that sounded like a low flying jet.
Jay: It's my new ShitStick...enjoy.
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